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Granted but you cant feel positive emotions either

i wish i was anime girl

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(Not) Granted, but you are the ugliest anime girl in existence.

I wish I was Batman.

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Granted, but your actually just some weirdo in a bat costume.

I wish I was a rock

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Granted, you vanish into nothing as you are now a genre of music, which is more abstract than anything so your consciousness fades into nothing as well

 

I wish I knew how to cut hair on the level of a five star premium barber

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Granted, but you are now mentally ill

I wish for world peace 🙂

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13 minutes ago, Tim_The_Warlord said:

Granted, but now owning and playing video games are illegal

I wish that hotline Miami 2 is unbanned in Australia 

Granted, but it's only unbanned in Dubbo.

 

I wish you could !gimp people IRL

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Granted, however they constantly harass you while gimped.

I wish I could be with my boyfriend who lives in America 😭

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Granted, but neither of you will love one another.

I wish I was had a million jelly beans

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Granted, but the dog is an absolute gremlin and cannot be trained.

I wish Australia wasn't on fire

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Granted, Australia's fires are met with floods, no more fires

I wish instant noodles were even more instant

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Granted, but it's DLC for EA's game of life, it's overpriced and kinda meh.

 

I wish i could learn the history of anything i touched.

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On 1/29/2020 at 6:55 PM, Generic said:

Granted, but it's DLC for EA's game of life, it's overpriced and kinda meh.

 

I wish i could learn the history of anything i touched.

Granted, but it's explained to you by an old professor that goes on random unrelated tangents every 5 minutes

 

I wish I could unlock locks with a touch

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Granted, you can unlock locks the a touch of the right key

 

I wish I was able to adjust the length of my eyesight and see insane distances perfectly

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Granted. You can only see insane distances. Nothing up close.

I wish my death made more cents than my life

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