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13 minutes ago, Tim_The_Warlord said:

Granted, but now owning and playing video games are illegal

I wish that hotline Miami 2 is unbanned in Australia 

Granted, but it's only unbanned in Dubbo.

 

I wish you could !gimp people IRL

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On 1/29/2020 at 6:55 PM, Generic said:

Granted, but it's DLC for EA's game of life, it's overpriced and kinda meh.

 

I wish i could learn the history of anything i touched.

Granted, but it's explained to you by an old professor that goes on random unrelated tangents every 5 minutes

 

I wish I could unlock locks with a touch

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  • 1 year later...

Granted, you will live to the ripe old age of 97, wasting your lifelong Centrelink payments on Lotto tickets every week, only for them to pull your ticket's numbers 8 days and 14 hours after you pass away, the exact time of your funeral.

I wish I had socks that never got holes in them ūüėě

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2 hours ago, Monk said:

I wish I can cure diseases/virus with a touch

Granted, but the sickness will be transferred to you.

 

I wish I had the ability to restore any food item to an ideal, healthier state (i.e. making a rotten tomato perfectly ripe again).

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