Corrupt A Wish

[Wookie]

(Not) Granted, but you are the ugliest anime girl in existence.

I wish I was Batman.

[Hakkem]

Granted, but your actually just some weirdo in a bat costume.

I wish I was a rock

[WildCard]

Granted, you vanish into nothing as you are now a genre of music, which is more abstract than anything so your consciousness fades into nothing as well

 

I wish I knew how to cut hair on the level of a five star premium barber

[M1cha4l]

Granted, but you are now mentally ill

I wish for world peace

[Tim_The_Warlord]

Granted, but now owning and playing video games are illegal

I wish that hotline Miami 2 is unbanned in Australia 

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Tim_The_Warlord said:

Granted, but now owning and playing video games are illegal

I wish that hotline Miami 2 is unbanned in Australia 

Granted, but it's only unbanned in Dubbo.

 

I wish you could !gimp people IRL

[Hakkem]

Granted, however they constantly harass you while gimped.

I wish I could be with my boyfriend who lives in America 

[M1cha4l]

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[Wookie]

Granted, but neither of you will love one another.

I wish I was had a million jelly beans

[milk]

Granted but you can't eat them

I wish I had a dog

[Wookie]

Granted, but the dog is an absolute gremlin and cannot be trained.

I wish Australia wasn't on fire

[WildCard]

 

Granted, Australia's fires are met with floods, no more fires

I wish instant noodles were even more instant

[Generic]

Granted, but it's DLC for EA's game of life, it's overpriced and kinda meh.

 

I wish i could learn the history of anything i touched.

[Guest]

On 1/29/2020 at 6:55 PM, Generic said:

Granted, but it's DLC for EA's game of life, it's overpriced and kinda meh.

 

I wish i could learn the history of anything i touched.

Granted, but it's explained to you by an old professor that goes on random unrelated tangents every 5 minutes

 

I wish I could unlock locks with a touch

[WildCard]

Granted, you can unlock locks the a touch of the right key

 

I wish I was able to adjust the length of my eyesight and see insane distances perfectly

[Guest]

Granted. You can only see insane distances. Nothing up close.

I wish my death made more cents than my life

[Wookie]

Granted, you will live to the ripe old age of 97, wasting your lifelong Centrelink payments on Lotto tickets every week, only for them to pull your ticket's numbers 8 days and 14 hours after you pass away, the exact time of your funeral.

I wish I had socks that never got holes in them

[FaithlessWolfe]

Granted, however your socks are so small that they only cover half of your foot.

I wish I was extremely talented at anything I wanted to be without any training/practice.

[Monk]

Granted, but you are blind and deaf forever and no surgery can fix it.

 

I wish I can cure diseases/virus with a touch

[onlyinred]

2 hours ago, Monk said:

I wish I can cure diseases/virus with a touch

Granted, but the sickness will be transferred to you.

 

I wish I had the ability to restore any food item to an ideal, healthier state (i.e. making a rotten tomato perfectly ripe again).