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Somebody will wish for something, Starting the phrase with "i wish", Like; "I wish for world peace"

And somebody will transform that wish in something terrible and make his wish, Starting the phrase with "Granted", Like:

"I wish I could travel through time"

-"Granted you COULD travel through time, you no longer can" - "I wish I could understand every language"

--"Granted, But you cannot speak anymore" --"i wish i could fly"

---"Granted, but you can't descend"

 

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I wish I could travel through time.

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Granted, each time time travel occurres a random body part will either shrink or enlarge by a random amount that can't be controlled.

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I wish I could manipulate luck for either myself or a specific person.

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Granted, you can now manipulate a 0.000001% of someone's/your own luck once

I wish my vertical leap was 10" higher

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Granted, but you are still just as vulnerable to electricity as you are now.

 

I wish I could pause time for everyone and everything around me, not including myself.

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Granted, but you will be paralysed from the eyes down whenever you enter a paused state. Additionally, you cannot control when time will pause or unpause, and pausing will occur no less than twice a day.

I wish I could accelerate and decelerate anything and everything I touch

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Granted, but you age a year every time you use this power

I wish I was a wizard

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Granted, You don't know any spells.

I wish I could speak to and understand animals and insects of any kind

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Granted, but they're all cunts to you and only you

I wish I had a super healing factor 

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Granted, but every time you heal you steal life from someone you know.

I wish I had unlimited Nesquik, strawberry flavour of course.

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Granted, but every time you go to have some you've run out of milk to have it with.

 

I wish i could go back in time by at max a decade.

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Granted but you cannot control where or exactly when you end up.

 

I wish I had a free unlimited internet connection anywhere I went.

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Granted, you have perfect memory, but only for the last week. Anything before that is a haze.

 

I wish I could have perfect understanding and knowledge of any coding language.

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Granted, you have no hands to code with

I wish I was biologically immortal

 

 

 

 

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Granted, but you will be turned into an ant.

I wish I could clone myself on command 

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Granted, but every clone will start suffering from worse and worse genetic defects

I wish i could think of a wish

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Granted, but its a mediocre idea for a wish.

 

I wish i was the world's greatest chef.

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Granted, but your actually controlled by a rat

I wish I could hit Challenger in League.

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Granted but you hit challenger in League of Angels, a game similar to Raid: Shadow Legends

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted in any amount and not get fat

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